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Pablo Offline

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Songs for Ipswich?

To the tune of 'I love you baby...'

100 points now
and if its quite allright
100 points now
were going up tonight
100 points now
trust in me when I say...

and the 'Ossies gone to Wembley..' tune

We've got Chrissy Houghton
He doesnt manage Luton
Hes in the toon
Were owa the moon

Any more?


If I start them will you join in? Big Grin
14th April 2010 06:52 AM
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Tight_Ass_Bramble Offline

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Songs for Ipswich?

Wrong forum

Ban


The songs

Ban
14th April 2010 07:08 AM
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McCreery Offline

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Songs for Ipswich?

Get out of our club
Get out of our clu uu ub
You fat cockney bastard....get out of our club
14th April 2010 07:12 AM
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The Steve Offline

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Songs for Ipswich?

Let's not give him the light of day against Ipswich. Newcastle fans only.

None of this "You fat cockney bastard" and please no "your support is fucking shit".
14th April 2010 08:23 AM
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Tinosghost Offline

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Songs for Ipswich?

Aye
I'll never stop singing 'get out of our club'.
Ever.
And as for 'your support is Fuckin shit' thats only a bit banter between fans.


I liked the first song steve.

How about one which goes something like this . . . . Where were you when we were Shit? Addressed to all the Fuckin deserters who are now back to watch us lift the title.
I've got two mates missing out who missed only 2 home matches this season. They now cant get there because all the glory hunters are back.
I dont know how they miss the match. If i'm not there on a saturday I feel uneasy, restless etc. I need to be there no matter where we are or who were playing. Mad this toon bug like.
I love it ha ha
14th April 2010 08:56 AM
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The Steve Offline

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Songs for Ipswich?

Yeah it is a bit of a shitter, but then it was inevitable that it would happen. Not having a pop, but your mates should maybe have been a bit quicker on their feet because there was bound to be a big demand to see this game.

Will be interesting to see if they're their next year when we aren't picking up half as many wins. But I do feel for your mates at the end of the day.
14th April 2010 08:59 AM
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Sal Offline

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Songs for Ipswich?

Surely a standing chorus of 'Keano Wanks His Dog' repeated for 90 minutes will do.
14th April 2010 09:10 AM
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Dave the dog Offline

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Songs for Ipswich?

Sal Wrote:Surely a standing chorus of 'Keano Wanks His Dog' repeated for 90 minutes will do.

Does this Keano have nice legs as well?
14th April 2010 01:37 PM
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Venegoor Offline

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Songs for Ipswich?

He's snapped a few in his time.
14th April 2010 04:55 PM
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gb58 Offline

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Songs for Ipswich?

Dave the dog Wrote:Does this Keano have nice legs as well?

Short, fat, hairy ones!!!Eek
14th April 2010 09:45 PM
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Dave the dog Offline

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gb58 Wrote:Short, fat, hairy ones!!!Eek

I think I'm in love - they're the best sort for leg-humping (without trousers obviously) and a good old hand job to finish it all off when Dave's tired out. And just where can I meet this Keano the dog wanker?
14th April 2010 10:52 PM
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