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she does look like mika
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ah bet she chewed through sellotape nee botha
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Read through the replies to her post - she gets slated by nearly everyone.

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Big Grin
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It hurt because she had a mustache
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Read this as well

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/...-world-cup

She is getting a right cyber kicking because of this.
8th April 2010 12:15 PM
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LALASAM Wrote:Read through the replies to her post - she gets slated by nearly everyone.

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This bit in particular was excellent:

"At Newcastle United the alleged altercation between Andy Carroll and Steven Taylor, which left Taylor nursing a doubly broken jaw and feeding through a straw, prompted a surfeit of septic, completely unfounded, rumours on some Newcastle supporters' sites."

Nobody, I repeat, nobody has devoted more column inches to this than you. You've used it to berate the club. You've used it to call our manage weak and attempt to undermine him. You've used it to hint at the return of Alan Shearer. You've used it to suggest that one, or both, players involved will soon be leaving.

You've built up a whole imagined reality around what may or may not have happened and you've passed it off as fact without one single quote to confirm it.

In the meantime, the players, the club, the manager and the fans have, virtually entirely, closed ranks, played down the situation and club staff presumably are working to resolve it internally with a minimum of fuss. That makes a very welcome change. "
8th April 2010 12:41 PM
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agree with this one from a site owner point of view



Quote: The time has come for the game's ruling bodies to initiate a national "Online Respect" campaign designed to modify an uncomfortably harsh climate of web ranting.

This is the same set of ruling bodies that continue to harass websites and blogs for having the audacity to use club crests in previews/reports? And to pursue legal action against any fan site which has the audacity to post even a short set of upcoming fixtures?

Why should any football site take seriously artificial campaigns for online respect when the biggest cyberbully of them all is the Football DataCo?

When we had the fixtures up last season, got a rather nice email telling me to take them down, pay for a license or face the solicitors. Looked into the pricing and it would cost £638.00 exc VAT

as for copyright infringement still waiting to hear back from NUFC regarding a concept on the banner/logo I sent the commercial manager before christmas (which he asked me to do) whereas Gateshead FC have been spot on, letting us use their badge, club history etc... no problem.

So basically if DataCo were this online regulator that she suggests they could look at any post made on a website or forum and have it pulled, where would the incentive be for independant websites then, and even suppporter club sites if you're not allowed to post an opinion

wonder if i could have her article pulled, since i'm a website owner i'm offended and depressed that she would tar us all with the same brush, or doesn't it work like that Rolleyes
8th April 2010 01:54 PM
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What a complete waste that woman is, a cunt and a pair of tits that she has no use of, it's a shame the same can't be said of her arsehole, she spends far too much time talking out of it....horrible horrible bitch.
8th April 2010 02:15 PM
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noticed there is no email addy for her either, shame
8th April 2010 02:35 PM
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On the bright side it is evident that places such as these are getting right up that cunts nose.

Which indicates that she reads them. Quite possibly this one.

In which case it warms my cockles to think that she could have read Liam hoping that "her tits fall off and her cunt bleeds" a couple of days ago.


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[SIZE="7"]ANY OLD SHIT'LL DO[/SIZE]

[SIZE="3"]By Louise Taylor[/SIZE]
April 6th 2010. 16:59.

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Illiterate Hack Stumbles Upon Winning Formula

As a child, growing up in wherever it was that I grew up, I learnt many difficult lessons. How facial hair can hinder a young girls progress into womanhood, How having front teeth in a different timezone to my face can create unsettling sleeping patterns, and the quickfire cure to Cystitis. As my life blossomed into adulthood, however, I was fortunate enough to stumble -albeit unwittingly - onto the secret of my Professional success. And I, Guardian readers, am about to share it with you.

Over the recent years as an abject failure of a hack, I have discovered that spewing any amount of old shit about Newcastle United into my daily column is a sure fire winner. As a general rule I try to take a fraction of truth, put it through the mincer, add a dash of cynicism, a tablespoon of spite and garnish it with a sprinkling of complete fabrication and hey presto ! Another day is done.

If in doubt, I usually try to besmirch the Club and/or Players - often referring to them as 'wantaway' or 'mercenary' with no discernable proof whatsoever. I may, if both of my brain cells are rubbing together for a second or two, create some 'dressing room faction' bollocks and hope that I may have spelled some names correctly. But, if Paper sales are poor, or if 'blog responses' are below acceptable I will usually target the Supporters of Newcastle United, attempting to elicit a reaction by mentioning the word 'delusion' or blatantly (and without grounds whatsoever) question their status as a whole.

I love it, I really do. And, amazingly, my Editor doesn't seem to mind me regurgitating the same repugnant shit day after day after day. With no Jounalistic merit at all, I seem to be doing very well for myself. And for that success I can thank the winning formula I have created.

Maybe in years to come, you may pass me in the street as I lie in the gutter, homeless, toothless, stinking of urine and Golden Virginia and as I mumble nonsensical gibberish about a formulahhhhh whilst dribbling the semen of tramps onto my torn vest, you may feel the need to boot me violently in the face. That will be YOUR moment, but for now, this is mine.
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To be honest, TAB, I think you're giving her a bit too much credit there.

Your article reads like a coherent piece, heading from a starting point to a conclusion along a reasonable train of thought.

To imitate the great woman more accurately you should perhaps have begun vaguely, rambled off aimlessly, stuffed in a completely arbitrary, spittle-drenched paragraph about how evil Andy Carroll is, returned somewhat to your initial point, and then finished with a poorly phrased statement about how, regardless of what you might have just said or any other actual events that might have happened, Newcastle fans are horrible and doomed to lives of insignificance and misery.

A few more grammatical errors and poorly researched "facts" would also have been more in keeping with her, for want of a better word, efforts.
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hahahaha that was fantastic. Big Grin Big Grin


erm not Fops piece.. that was a bit shite.
8th April 2010 04:30 PM
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Sorry Fop,




*hangs head in shame*
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Silent Bob Wrote:erm not Fops piece.. that was a bit shite.

Big Grin
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At one point this afternoon we had 25 guests online viewing this thread.

I counted.

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8th April 2010 07:22 PM
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1. Louise Taylor
2. Louise Taylor's mum
3. Louise Taylor's Aunty Fanny
4. Louise Taylor's next door neighbour
5. Louise Taylor's herbologist
6. Louise Taylor's window cleaner
7. Louise Taylor's tarot card reader
8. Louise Taylor's proctologist
9. Louise Taylor's dog, coincidently called FiFi and visiting friends in Dorset and being rogered stupid by our very own DTD
......
and
25. Stevie T (no relation)
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guff Wrote:coincidently called FiFi and visiting friends in Dorset and being rogered stupid by our very own DTD

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Another fine thread ruined by the dog.
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Oh, go and change your nappy. Nice pistol though.
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Fetch
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The bastards removed my 1st post the miserable bastards.
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What bastards ? Which post ? What ?
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What did it say Rotti?
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'Please remove this post'.
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The bastards
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