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17th December 2009 10:09 AM
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He just had a bad day !!!
17th December 2009 10:14 AM
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hehehe, sounds a bloody good day to me
17th December 2009 10:24 AM
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What I don't get though is, even if it was "dirty ladies" he was with, why the fuck was he running around the streets naked!
17th December 2009 10:49 AM
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Because the Ghost was chasing him.
17th December 2009 10:50 AM
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Good point Big Grin
17th December 2009 10:50 AM
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True true

I wonder if it was the ghost of the dirty ladies' pimp?
17th December 2009 10:58 AM
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It's been revealed he's actually a closet shopping trolley fetishist, prone to sleep walking, he went off on one of his nocturnal comatose trolley searches, was confronted by the rozzers, and rather than reveal his embarrassing dirty secret, made the tale up about the ghost, when that was poo pooed, thought to himself fuck it...I'll just say i've been doing drugs and whoring.
17th December 2009 11:02 AM
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"I didn't want my wife to be suspicious about ladies so I just told her it was a ghost. She failed to believe me."

Pity Tiger never thought of that.Big Grin
17th December 2009 11:12 AM
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liam1708 Wrote:it's been revealed he's actually a closet shopping trolley fetishist, prone to sleep walking, he went off on one of his nocturnal comatose trolley searches, was confronted by the rozzers, and rather than reveal his embarrassing dirty secret, made the tale up about the ghost, when that was poo pooed, thought to himself fuck it...i'll just say i've been doing drugs and whoring.

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17th December 2009 12:17 PM
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"I didn't want my wife to be suspicious about ladies so I just told her it was a ghost. She failed to believe me."

I wonder why his wife didnt buy that story about the ghost? He must be married to Hetty Wainthrop to see through a solid gold alibi like that........
17th December 2009 01:00 PM
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Big Grin
17th December 2009 02:17 PM
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liam1708 Wrote:It's been revealed he's actually a closet shopping trolley fetishist, prone to sleep walking, he went off on one of his nocturnal comatose trolley searches, was confronted by the rozzers, and rather than reveal his embarrassing dirty secret, made the tale up about the ghost, when that was poo pooed, thought to himself fuck it...I'll just say i've been doing drugs and whoring.

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18th December 2009 09:39 AM
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Dixie Normiss Wrote:"I didn't want my wife to be suspicious about ladies so I just told her it was a ghost. She failed to believe me."

I wonder why his wife didnt buy that story about the ghost? He must be married to Hetty Wainthrop to see through a solid gold alibi like that........
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Bloody shocking. Most women would have been completely convinced.
18th December 2009 10:54 AM
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