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nunthorpe mag Offline

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13th December 2009 12:46 AM
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funny as fuck seeing man utd have nee defenders.
13th December 2009 12:49 AM
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Sal Offline

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All made up nonesense.

Didn't realise we had loaned harewood from Forrest like - muppets
13th December 2009 01:29 AM
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The daft cunt cant even get Harewoods proper club right.

Load of fuckin shite.
13th December 2009 10:45 AM
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Think Man United will raise their sights higher than Steven Taylor somehow...
13th December 2009 11:28 AM
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why would taylor want to go to manure..?? Rolleyes
13th December 2009 11:33 AM
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I reckon they have a series of bowls with numbered balls in in their newsroom. A bit like a world cup draw, they pick out a ball and read off the corresponding club. Then they pick up another from another bowl, which tells them the subject, then the next bowl tells them another club, and the next one the player involved. Then they go and write a story based on it.

Bowl 1, ball 15: Manchester United
Bowl 2, ball 6: Transfer target
Bowl 3, ball 17: Newcastle United
Bowl 4, ball 27: Squad number 27, Stephen Taylor

Then they add words like "defensive crisis", "swap deal" and "January". Then someone else tries to turn it all into a story.
13th December 2009 11:47 AM
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Fuckin steve brennan in the sun the other day wrote a small piece about Andy Carroll which was copied almost word for word from the back of the previous nights chronicle. He'd have got paid for that when any fuckin chump could have copied it.
13th December 2009 02:00 PM
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The Steve Offline

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I've seen some non-stories in my time, but that takes the biscuit.
13th December 2009 03:20 PM
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Lee Ryder should sue him for plagiarism.
13th December 2009 04:11 PM
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