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Citeh nerves jangling and preventing them from playing their usual flowing football
6th May 2019 08:21 PM
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FUCKING GET IN....
6th May 2019 08:29 PM
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Thank fuck for that.

Cry me a fucking river liverpool.
6th May 2019 08:53 PM
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What a strike from Kompany!

Get in! One game to go.
6th May 2019 08:58 PM
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RAWK:

"What's disgusting about all of this is that everyone bar us will be absolutely furiously wanking themselves to death over this now.

I'm not joking, but fuck everyone, literally everyone, bar us, in this league. Fuck them all. I've zero credit, sympathy, condolences, congratulations, whatever, to give for any of them anymore. They can all go fuck themselves. The majority of this league downs tools against these c*nts, refs afraid to give any big decisions against them, punits wank over them. Meanwhile the difference is when it's us, the game gets raised, and they come out firing like its a cup final. Fuck em all."

Those delicious scouse tears.
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6th May 2019 09:24 PM
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Marvellous.

To be fair to Liverpool (and I don’t know why I am being fair to them as I can’t stand them) the wheels haven’t really fallen off. It’s just that Man City’s wheelnuts are tighter. If you get me.
7th May 2019 06:58 AM
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and there's some people on the pitch they think it's all over.......it is now!
7th May 2019 06:59 AM
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And they wonder why everyone fucking hates them?
7th May 2019 10:39 AM
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(7th May 2019 06:58 AM)Tight_Ass_Bramble Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.Marvellous.

To be fair to Liverpool (and I don’t know why I am being fair to them as I can’t stand them) the wheels haven’t really fallen off. It’s just that Man City’s wheelnuts are tighter. If you get me.

Klopp played for draws at Man Utd and Everton, expecting City to drop points.

Ha.

Another beauty....

"I mean, we quite CLEARLY have bad luck, there's no fucking way any other club in european football can reel off a list like below over the last 5 or 6 years.

2014 Premier League -  Our captain slips up to cost us our first title in 25 odd years

2016 Europa League  - Our best defender at the time is banned for a drug test that is later found to be bullshit

2018 Champions League - Our goalkeeper makes the worst mistake you will ever see, you literally wont see anything like this in a CL final again in your lifetime

2019 Premier League      - We get the third highest points tally in the history of the English game and don't win the title because a ball doesn't go 11mm further over a fucking line

We always seem to have some mad moment go against us at a pivotal moment when it looks rosey. I can't believe some LFC fans on this forum get shit for being deflated when we've been subject to the above."

"After we lost to City in January we were 4 points clear with 48 available.  If we beat Wolves we’ll have gone 16 games unbeaten, taking 40 points, including 9 straight wins when it really counts.

That in itself is one of the best runs ever, but look at what it gets you.  I mean I try not to be bitter about this but there is something broken here, when City can reel off the second-best run of all time (second only to their own stupid run from last season), mostly like it ain’t no thing.

It’s a bit like the supercomputers they’ve built that have ‘solved’ Chess, or Go.  The top players have sunk their lives into achieving 99% mastery of these incredibly difficult tasks with hundreds of years of history, and now it’s immediately all pointless because some Silicon Valley nerds saw it as an opportunity to showcase their coding skills so as to attract venture capital."
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Wankers clearly forgetting the absolute GIFTS they've had this season. Lloris, Rico and Pickford all fucked up to hand the 3 points to the scousers. Not to mention the dives from Salah & Fabinho (against us) that earned them points.

VAR will screw the scousers next season. They won't be within 10 points of City.
7th May 2019 02:54 PM
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COME ON BARCA....

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Fuck it
7th May 2019 08:20 PM
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I hate Barca now.

Cunts.
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I haven't got the hate for Liverpool that some of you have but regardless - that was special
7th May 2019 09:16 PM
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You have to admit that was fucking magnificent
7th May 2019 09:27 PM
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Not like it's the first time with Barca though.
7th May 2019 09:45 PM
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That was a fantastic achievement to be fair hats off to them. I hope they go on and win the thing now. I know many on here will not agree but after that performance they deserve to win it only my opinion before people go into a melt down.
8th May 2019 08:58 AM
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I hate them, but after coming back to win like that it does make me feel they will have earned it should they go on and win, but would still prefer it if Ajax were to go on a win it as I think they've done class this CL also.
Ideal scenario City lose last game and Liverpool lose game also and Ajax (or tottenham) hammering them in the final.
8th May 2019 11:27 AM
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Klopp's record in finals is awful.
8th May 2019 12:01 PM
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My real dislike of Liverpool is well documented but that was a hell of a comeback. Hats off to the players for that one. The full-on wankathon that has ensued on social media and SSN is sickening though.

I still want them to lose everything, though. The Prem, the CL final, their keys, everything.
8th May 2019 02:43 PM
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I haven’t been anywhere near BBC Sport or SSN today. Bunch of cunts.
8th May 2019 05:27 PM
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A huge number of Liverpool season ticket holders will be in distress as they have no chance of buying Champions League final tickets.

The June 1 showpiece will take place at Atletico Madrid’s Wanda Metropolitano, which has a total capacity of 63,500.

UEFA confirmed earlier this year that just over half (34,000) the total capacity will be given to the two finalists, meaning each side has only 17,000 tickets to sell.

A further 4,000 tickets are made available to the general public, with the remaining 25,500 ‘allocated to the local organising committee, UEFA and national associations, commercial partners and broadcasters’.

Oh Dear, Oh Dear, Oh Dear........

Looks like they will be charging the gates, again...
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Yes, but it won't be their fault.
8th May 2019 06:10 PM
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Shelvey will somehow get a 10 match ban if they do.
8th May 2019 06:34 PM
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Ajax are looking a good young team....

Well, lets just say, they were..
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Crikey, mental.
8th May 2019 09:01 PM
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All the way to Madrid, for the Scousers and Yids to kick off, I bet UEFA are chuffed to bits...
8th May 2019 09:03 PM
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(8th May 2019 09:03 PM)Jinkyjim Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.All the way to Madrid, for the Scousers and Yids to kick off, I bet UEFA are chuffed to bits...

meanwhile ...........we are grateful for premiership survival, thanks mike.
8th May 2019 09:29 PM
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Never in doubt boys.
12th May 2019 04:13 PM
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What a shame.
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