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ToonArmy1892 Offline

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Rumour has it that over 10,000 have not renewed.
7th July 2019 08:43 PM
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A mate of mine was ready to jack his in after 31 tears. Last year he had a local artist paint his 10 year old son's bedroom wall with a picture of his two favourite players... Rondon and Perez.

Wonder what Penfold will be told to dream up this time.
7th July 2019 09:16 PM
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Did he collect those tears in 31 different jars??
8th July 2019 08:01 AM
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Fuck these fat fingers and having to use poxy little keyboards on holiday.
8th July 2019 08:46 AM
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It's that a holiday from the holiday that is your life?
8th July 2019 01:49 PM
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It's a holiday in Bakewell to recover from the family holiday in Beadnell.
8th July 2019 02:10 PM
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Rockpooling in Beadnell, then going on the penny slots in Seahouses, then fish and chips, then going down to the harbour...

And NUFC was a competetive football club...



(This post was last modified: 8th July 2019 02:52 PM by ToonArmy1892.)
8th July 2019 02:45 PM
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WilloTheWimp Offline

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(8th July 2019 02:10 PM)guff Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.It's a holiday in Bakewell to recover from the family holiday in Beadnell.

Rather apt that beadnell is an anagram of 'a bellend'
8th July 2019 07:34 PM
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(8th July 2019 07:34 PM)WilloTheWimp Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.
(8th July 2019 02:10 PM)guff Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.It's a holiday in Bakewell to recover from the family holiday in Beadnell.

Rather apt that beadnell is an anagram of 'a bellend'
No it’s not that’s like saying your name is an anagram of cock ..
8th July 2019 10:08 PM
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Haha I love that, makes no sense, but at least hints at a sense of humour ..

In comparison to insufferable sal (yawnsville)
8th July 2019 11:28 PM
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I'm mortified matey, you fucking cock.
9th July 2019 08:55 AM
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haha
9th July 2019 09:27 AM
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guff Offline

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(8th July 2019 07:34 PM)WilloTheWimp Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.
(8th July 2019 02:10 PM)guff Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.It's a holiday in Bakewell to recover from the family holiday in Beadnell.

Rather apt that beadnell is an anagram of 'a bellend'

You tart.
9th July 2019 10:33 AM
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Not quite you forgot the a in Beadnell.
10th July 2019 06:25 AM
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ToonArmy1892 Offline

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*face palm*
10th July 2019 08:28 AM
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Big Grin
10th July 2019 12:52 PM
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WilloTheWimp Offline

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(10th July 2019 06:25 AM)Surreymag Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.Not quite you forgot the a in Beadnell.

Try reading It again
10th July 2019 12:59 PM
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Surreymag Offline

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I meant there is an a in Beadnell so Bellend cannot be an anagram of it because there is no letter a in Bellend. I think that makes sense not sure really haha.

Got you now bellend has been changed to 'a bellend' now it make sense.
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11th July 2019 12:25 PM
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ToonArmy1892 Offline

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11th July 2019 12:28 PM
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(11th July 2019 12:25 PM)Surreymag Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.I meant there is an a in Beadnell so Bellend cannot be an anagram of it because there is no letter a in Bellend. I think that makes sense not sure really haha.

Got you now bellend has been changed to 'a bellend' now it make sense.

it wasnt changed sm. Wink
11th July 2019 12:44 PM
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ToonArmy1892 Offline

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Emailed Biffa of NUFC.com asking if he is boycotting, his reply..

"No, when the last normal person has rightly decided to chuck it in, I'll be the one daft bastard left watching these useless fuckers. Blame me for all of it."
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11th July 2019 06:04 PM
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WilloTheWimp Offline

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Venegoor and LL would say the same, so what's your point?
13th July 2019 07:31 PM
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ToonArmy1892 Offline

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I didn't make a fucking point did i.
13th July 2019 08:28 PM
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  • Level 7 Milburn/Leazes – 2,868 seats available
  • Rest of Milburn – 2,239 seats available
  • Rest of Leazes – 3,327 seats available
  • East Stand 1,999 seats available
  • Gallowgate 2,980 seats available
  • TOTAL: 13,413.
16th July 2019 02:41 PM
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Sal Offline

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Do they keep certain seats unavailable to be bought as ST's?

If not, then that suggests nearly 40k ST's sold? Or am I being daft?
17th July 2019 07:55 AM
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ToonArmy1892 Offline

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(17th July 2019 07:55 AM)Sal Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.Do they keep certain seats unavailable to be bought as ST's?

If not, then that suggests nearly 40k ST's sold? Or am I being daft?

They have greyed out some seats even though they are available, apparently.
17th July 2019 08:00 AM
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tino Offline

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T00nraider will be buying a block so he can watch champions League football next year

A shrewd investment
17th July 2019 08:41 AM
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That's right tino. I'll be touting them at double the price!

It all depends if we buy some decent players between now and the start of the season. If we do, people will buy tickets and the protesting will yet again be a pointless embarrassment.
17th July 2019 09:09 AM
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If you were a ' Decent ' player, would you sign for Steve Bruce... ?
17th July 2019 12:07 PM
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WilloTheWimp Offline

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the sheep will be snapping the tickets up, baaaaa....blinkered sheep in earmuffs, refusing to listen to the pesky boycotters nagging them to stay away all the time.....blind loyalty. Rolleyes
17th July 2019 12:15 PM
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