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Jinkyjim Offline

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Is anyone aware of the whereabout of Mr Steven Gerrard from the hours of 19.45 and 21.30 on 8/4/2009
9th April 2009 06:25 PM
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The Lewis Offline

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I think he was impersonating a footballer
9th April 2009 08:49 PM
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tino Offline

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i believe he was in Michael Essiens pockets all night
9th April 2009 10:37 PM
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I wish he was wearing a black and white shirt at Stoke this weekend.
9th April 2009 11:42 PM
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rotti Offline

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Bet he scores a hattrick against us when we play them. He has only a handful of bad games a season but he is still one of the best players in the world in his position.
9th April 2009 11:52 PM
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Thats how to play Liverpool though. We gave him the freedom of the city at St James and Chelsea identified the main threat and totally nullified it. Good management

It helps that they have the players to do that mind
10th April 2009 09:29 AM
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rotti Offline

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When Zidane states Gerrard is the best player in the world in his position i tend to agree with one of the best players that has graced the football field ever.

He will score at least 2 against us.
10th April 2009 01:25 PM
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He is a cunt with a ten year old's haircut, and a cock hungry coke head for a wife. He can fuck right off, the hubris laden self congratulatory giraffe legged twatting people in a car park cunt. :mad:
10th April 2009 02:20 PM
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Not a fan eh Count?

For me , I have to agree with Rotti. I think Zidane (my favourite ever non-nufc player) had it bang on when he said Gerrard is the best player in the world at the moment.

Along with Messi and Kaka.
10th April 2009 04:34 PM
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Quote:Messi and Kaka

In my view the 2 best players in the world infact i think Messi just shades Kaka.
10th April 2009 05:03 PM
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Messi is just unbelievable. One of the marks of a truly great player, for me anyway, is the way he makes everything look so easy and natural, like he isn't even having to think about what he's doing, and some of his finishes, they are just so pure and controlled, just like he's playing a pass into the net. Magic stuff to watch.

Gerrard, well yes, he is a class player, but I'm not going to let mere facts get in the way of a perfectly good irrational hatred of him. Although I will say that Liverpool team make him look a lot better simply because the whole team is based around him. He is nowhere near as effective for England, same as that other twatbag Fat Frank, who needs a team around him prepared to indulge the fat feckless cunt.
10th April 2009 05:16 PM
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You continue count m8 excellent rant if you ask me. IF you hate someone you hate them nomatter if they are the best in the world at their particular sport.
10th April 2009 05:18 PM
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Well said sir. I watched Barca on tuesday night, and it was as near to footballing nirvana as is possible to get. The Brazil team of the 70s gave you the same air of expectation, and goddammit, tingle up your spine. This was Barca; Messi, Iniesta, Henry, Xavi and the tireless Eto'o all playing as if conducted by an unseen hand. Pace, vision, endless options and a joie de vivre not seen since, dare I say it, the Keegan team of the early 90s. Utterly spellbinding from start to finish, Klinsman was shrinking so far into his seat, he nearly ended up in the car park.
10th April 2009 05:23 PM
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Aye, Klinsmann was not a happy bunny was he? You'd think he'd be over the moon to be a mere four nil down come the last whistle to be honest. Ungrateful cunt Big Grin
10th April 2009 05:27 PM
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countofbiarritz Wrote:Aye, Klinsmann was not a happy bunny was he? You'd think he'd be over the moon to be a mere four nil down come the last whistle to be honest. Ungrateful cunt Big Grin

Quite so, his teutonic forebears will turning in their bunkers.
10th April 2009 05:33 PM
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Lucian Offline

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Gerrard oot for 4 week.Champion..
10th April 2009 05:37 PM
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Lucian Wrote:Gerrard oot for 4 week.Champion..


Probably getting his snout organised for his spell at her maj's pleasure. Wonder if he'll get Barton's cell??
10th April 2009 05:42 PM
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For me Xavi is probably the best player in the world, it's just that he isn't as eye catching as the likes of Messi.
10th April 2009 07:00 PM
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