Big Sam's Mental Health


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something_witty Offline

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Big Sam's Mental Health

I'm seriously concerned about Big Sam's health (I'm really not). I think they should check him out because in the same week that he has declared himself to be a prime candidate for Real and Inter he has told everyone that he is better than Arsene Wenger.

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lets weigh it up. You have arsenal who, on their day, everyone likes to watch and for years now have successfully produced copious amounts of great young players. Or we have Blackburn who hoof the ball and hope El Hadji Diouf pushes the keeper over so they can score with the only good youth player he has signed at any club being Jose Enrique, but it needed someone else to bring the best out of him.

He should seek help
19th September 2010 12:16 PM
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Figs Offline

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Nahhh he's just a cunt nothing more..
19th September 2010 12:29 PM
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Sal Offline

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Hehehehehehe.

"does he use sports science to the extent that I do? No chance"

Fucking he'll, what's going on here?? Why the fuck aren't there a wagon full of scathing journalists enroute to Ewood Park to torture that deranged bastard ?

I have heard nothing like his ramblings this week, it's totally offit.

Am gobsmackex.
19th September 2010 12:35 PM
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furrygiblets Offline

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He's just a cunt who believes in his own hype
19th September 2010 01:08 PM
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richyNUFC Offline

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He can take his Sports Science, and he can shove that Sports Science up his arse.

No Sam, Wenger doesn't spend as much time with that fancy bollocks as you do...he's too busy being better than you.
20th September 2010 10:15 AM
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Blackburn manager Sam Allardyce has continued his extraordinary public breakdown by insisting he is the perfect candidate to play Freddie Mercury in an upcoming film about Queen.

Allardyce, who left the world of football open-mouthed in disbelief on Friday when he claimed that he could manage Real Madrid despite presiding over a style of play that is the footballing equivalent of a backstreet abortion, has issued a come and get me plea to Brian May and Roger Taylor, who are overseeing the project.

“Much like me, Freddie was a man’s man,” said Allardyce. “He was a performer, a showman. Why do you think twenty odd thousand people come to Ewood Park every other week?”

“It sure as shit isn’t for the football, I can guarantee you that. They come to see me strutting around the technical area in the same way that Freddie used to strut around the stage.”


Allardyce has urged May and Taylor to reconsider the decision to cast Sacha Baron Cohen in the role of Freddie Mercury, something he considers would be a huge mistake.

“Sacha is a Girl’s name for starters,” He insisted. “It would be an insult to Freddie’s memory.”

“There’s only two people on this Earth who could exude the required high levels of masculinity to do Freddie’s memory justice. One’s me, the other’s Tom Selleck.”


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21st September 2010 08:27 AM
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Hahaha
21st September 2010 08:45 AM
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Silent Bob Offline

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Big Grin
21st September 2010 09:08 AM
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Ryton Mag Offline

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He won nowt as a player and he's won nowt as a manager, he's a mediocre manager simples.
21st September 2010 11:33 AM
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