Scott Dann sidelined for six weeks with ruptured testicle


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Scott Dann sidelined for six weeks with ruptured testicle

Quote:Blackburn defender Scott Dann will be out for six weeks after he ruptured a testicle during their defeat to West Brom on Saturday which added further pressure on beleagured manager Steve Kean.

It was immediately confirmed he would miss tomorrow's vital clash with Premier League basement boys Bolton at Ewood Park and is expected to be out for six weeks.

Kean said: "Our physio cannot believe it. He has two players out with problems that he has never come across before in all of his years experience. Scott Dann has come in and played so well to replace Phil Jones, but in our last match he was hurt and it now transpires he will be out for six weeks with a ruptured testicle."

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19th December 2011 01:52 PM
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Fucking herm...I used to play on a Sunday morning after giving it six and out all Saturday night...my knob felt like it was going to drop off... it never stopped me playing.
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What the fuck is a ruptured testicle - sounds very painful like!
19th December 2011 02:14 PM
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i feel sick
19th December 2011 02:33 PM
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Thats gonna hurt in the morning
19th December 2011 03:07 PM
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(19th December 2011 01:52 PM)omenator Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.Blackburn defender Scott Dann will be out for six weeks after he ruptured a testicle during their defeat to West Brom on Saturday which added further pressure on beleagured manager Steve Kean.

It was immediately confirmed he would miss tomorrow's vital clash with Premier League basement boys Bolton at Ewood Park and is expected to be out for six weeks.

Kean said: "Our physio cannot believe it. He has two players out with problems that he has never come across before in all of his years experience. Scott Dann has come in and played so well to replace Phil Jones, but in our last match he was hurt and it now transpires he will be out for six weeks with a ruptured testicle."

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(19th December 2011 02:14 PM)Swyer87 Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.What the fuck is a ruptured testicle - sounds very painful like!

It's a tear in the fibrous tissue stuff which covers the testicle so that stuff pokes out like a hernia.

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19th December 2011 06:36 PM
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* squirms and adjusts things *
19th December 2011 06:37 PM
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*Makes point to use surgical sock drawer*
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No nookie for him.
19th December 2011 07:33 PM
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Cut it off and call him Womble.
19th December 2011 07:49 PM
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