Escalator is switched off


Thread Closed 
Escalator is switched off
Author Message

Chris_NUFC Offline

First Team Starter
Posts: 6,218
Joined: Jan 2009
Post: #1
Escalator is switched off

Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.

I would just add that the escalator is switched back on when fatty is in residence.

What will the papers come up with next Big Grin
26th December 2009 10:17 PM
Find all posts by this user
Brassneck

Unregistered
 
Post: #2
Escalator is switched off

"Argentinian defender Fabricio Coloccini is comfortably the division's top-paid player on a staggering £86,000 a week after bonuses".

H-H-H-How much..???!!,..jesus mary and joseph its enough to make your hair curl Rolleyes
26th December 2009 10:24 PM
Chris_NUFC Offline

First Team Starter
Posts: 6,218
Joined: Jan 2009
Post: #3
Escalator is switched off

What about the escalator? Does no one care about the escalator :hissy:
26th December 2009 10:27 PM
Find all posts by this user
Brassneck

Unregistered
 
Post: #4
Escalator is switched off

escalatar?
26th December 2009 10:28 PM
Chris_NUFC Offline

First Team Starter
Posts: 6,218
Joined: Jan 2009
Post: #5
Escalator is switched off

escalator, moving stairs, a lazy fat fuckers dream.
26th December 2009 10:35 PM
Find all posts by this user
Brassneck

Unregistered
 
Post: #6
Escalator is switched off

stairs?
26th December 2009 10:35 PM
rotti Offline

First Team Regular
Posts: 15,979
Joined: Jan 2009
Post: #7
Escalator is switched off

Quote:But it will take a further £50m to buy the club now on top of the £80m he tried to sell for in the summer.

And the rest.
26th December 2009 11:27 PM
Find all posts by this user
amble_ball Offline

First Team Benchwarmer
Posts: 3,898
Joined: Jan 2009
Post: #8
Escalator is switched off

"put our escalator back on
put our escalator back oooon
you fat cockney bastard
put our escalator back on"
27th December 2009 01:27 PM
Find all posts by this user
Venegoor Offline

Captain
Posts: 38,655
Joined: Jan 2009
Post: #9
Escalator is switched off

Wasn't escalator that Columbian drug lord???? Confused
27th December 2009 02:44 PM
Find all posts by this user
BIFFAPOTAMUS Offline

Youth Team
Posts: 274
Joined: Jan 2009
Post: #10
Escalator is switched off

Escalator is switched off


Does this mean that we aren't going up?
27th December 2009 02:47 PM
Find all posts by this user
Venegoor Offline

Captain
Posts: 38,655
Joined: Jan 2009
Post: #11
Escalator is switched off

BIFFAPOTAMUS Wrote:Escalator is switched off


Does this mean that we aren't going up?

Smile

Nor down either.
27th December 2009 02:50 PM
Find all posts by this user
McCreery Offline

Fan Favourite
Posts: 21,994
Joined: Jan 2009
Post: #12
Escalator is switched off

BIFFAPOTAMUS Wrote:Escalator is switched off


Does this mean that we aren't going up?


we'll still be going up but with a bit more of a struggle
27th December 2009 03:55 PM
Find all posts by this user
countofbiarritz Offline

Chairman
Posts: 10,971
Joined: Jan 2009
Post: #13
Escalator is switched off

£86,000 a week for Collocini.

"How can we save money Derek?"

"Switch the moving stairs off Mike"

Fucking genius. How could anything possibly go wrong with this pair?
27th December 2009 04:38 PM
Find all posts by this user
Jinkyjim Offline

First Team Regular
Posts: 12,842
Joined: Jan 2009
Post: #14
Escalator is switched off

If I wasn't on a boycott, and was using my Corporate access, I would fucking demand they had the escalators on...!!!!!
28th December 2009 12:17 PM
Find all posts by this user
DML2 Offline

Youth Team
Posts: 886
Joined: Jan 2009
Post: #15
Escalator is switched off

countofbiarritz Wrote:£86,000 a week for Collocini.

"How can we save money Derek?"

"Switch the moving stairs off Mike"

Fucking genius. How could anything possibly go wrong with this pair?

That really does sound plausible, like a fuckin scene from Laurel & HardyBig Grin
28th December 2009 12:45 PM
Find all posts by this user

Thread Closed 


Forum Jump: