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Joey Barton.

I'm sure you've all heard he got punched in the face at 5 o'clock this morning in Liverpool. Some young lads (21 I think) were chanting abuse at him and then one of them punched him.

I saw the pictures of him with his shirt off looking pretty pissed off and reports say he left the area voluntarily.

Good enough for him I say, it's not too long ago that he beat the crap out of some kid in the same area at the same time of morning. He's had it coming for ages, I wish I had been there to see it.
4th June 2012 07:47 PM
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Once a prick, always a prick.

I feel proud that I never once chanted his name when he was at Toon, even when he appeared to have turned the corner.

Just knew he was a scumbag and was pissed off when we signed him.
4th June 2012 07:50 PM
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RE: Joey Barton.

If karma exists, he's got a good feww kickings to come
4th June 2012 08:20 PM
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If I never see another thread entitled Joey Barton again it will be too fucking soon.
4th June 2012 08:25 PM
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RE: Joey Barton.

I dont condone violence.....








































....But in this case I have no strong feelings pro or con.
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(4th June 2012 08:20 PM)McCreery Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.If karma exists, he's got a good feww kickings to come
Are feww kickings worse than ordinary kickings?
4th June 2012 08:26 PM
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Yess...yess theyy aree
4th June 2012 08:27 PM
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Ii seee.
4th June 2012 08:44 PM
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i like his candour

it seems hes been arrested now

the press can have a field day
4th June 2012 09:21 PM
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Gone beyond parody. The fool has made himself a target. I'd say what a tragic waste of a talent, but thats half the trouble with Joey - he's his biggest fan.

I tried to be on his side when he was with us, but I am so glad the club stood firm and binned him. Hilarious to think that NUFC was all but relegated by the media for getting rid of him and one or two others last summer. Fucking hell eh?
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(4th June 2012 09:22 PM)The_Flaming_Lip Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.The fool has made himself a target.

This.
4th June 2012 09:33 PM
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RE: Joey Barton.

I'll never forget that interview he did when he was at the races, tarted up in top hat and tails spouting off about how Newcastle were fucked because we sold Kevin Nolan. He's so up his own arsehole he's gone beyond satire. A genuinely odious cunt. Joey Barton, the worlds first political footballer. A mouthy shitbag with ideas well beyond his intellectual capacity.

I'll put money on him doing porridge within twelve months. If for no other reason then that preposterous 1920's haircut.
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Agree him and Beckham both have shit haircuts..
5th June 2012 07:52 AM
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And Stevie Me. Barnet like a twelve year old child.
5th June 2012 07:54 AM
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Lmfao.d

lets all name shit footballer haircuts..
5th June 2012 07:55 AM
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David Seamans ponytail at 40 deserves a mention. And Carroll for not growing his hair out enough, the shoulder length tousled gayer. That Chris Eagles looks like a prize twat, Paul Mariner has seven hairstyles in one, but my favourite was Jamie Lawrence of Leicster with that stupid fucking pineapple glued to his head. What a fucking bell whiff he was.
5th June 2012 08:01 AM
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Figs Offline

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jason lee he played against my home town of Blyth and we hurled endless abuse at him is that a pineapple on your head. Wink
Also Chelsea Meireles whats all about.? Looks like some drunken cunt done it at a late night party
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The Milkman Offline

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RE: Joey Barton.

Taribo West surely?
5th June 2012 09:56 AM
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RE: Joey Barton.

carlos valderrama

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I think Alan Smiths new one tops the lot mind
5th June 2012 10:24 AM
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RE: Joey Barton.

Chris Waddle's fucked up spiky top, tight perm at the back look. Spawned a fucking craze in our school, it looked fucking stupid. People going round like that with those cagoule jacket things on.
5th June 2012 10:59 AM
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Figs Offline

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gazza haircuts..
5th June 2012 11:24 AM
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Andreas Mullers perm. A perm for fucks sake. And Jermaine Defoe who has a catalogues worth of stupid haircuts. I remember once he had a spiral shaved onto his head, he looked like he'd got a decaying banana skin on his pate. A look not helped by his face; he looks like a an extra off Slumdog Millionaire, like a beggar poking a stick in a rubbish tip looking for gone off chicken wings.

And Wayne Rooney with his bizarre plastic thatch. Love the attempt at vanity, like being bald was going to be detrimental to his attractiveness. He's got a face like an aborted foetus, a horrible pikey looking inbred scumbag, and he thinks plugging ginger fuzz on his head is going to improve matters.
5th June 2012 12:23 PM
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Stoner Offline

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Lips wins.
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RE: Joey Barton.

Ahem

this thread is now in the wrong section

also Im a bit worried about the number of threads that shoot off in a female style tangent


Hair FFS
5th June 2012 01:26 PM
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lords Offline

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RE: Joey Barton.

We have 3 at Newcastle Collo, Krul & Jonas all terrible.....
5th June 2012 05:28 PM
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(5th June 2012 05:28 PM)lords Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.We have 3 at Newcastle Collo, Krul & Jonas all terrible.....

collo !!!! noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...his curly hair is class
5th June 2012 05:30 PM
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There is nothing, I repeat nothing wrong with Jonas's hair. Just like all the rest of him, it is lush and luscious.

And Colo. Pffffft. The man's hair is a work of art. Anyone with hair like that is quite plainly a very very special person.

And Timmy's? Meh.
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