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What a set of twats. Even at 1-0 up, never once did they mention that a draw would have been enough to qualify. Kept the jeopardy going the whole of the second half. Utter, utter cunts. Angry
15th October 2013 08:59 PM
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They should have this bloke commentating: (start at the bottom)

Swearing Sports News ‏@SwearingSport 8m
And that concludes tonight's live commentary. Hope you all enjoyed it. My thumbs are fucking sore & my battery's dead.
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Swearing Sports News ‏@SwearingSport 11m
ENGLAND V POLAND:
The Poland fans are quiet. The only Pole dancing tonight will be the fucking England team in Spearmint fucking Rhino
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Swearing Sports News ‏@SwearingSport 14m
ENGLAND V POLAND:
Get your fucking thongs packed we are off to Copacabana beach you cunts
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Swearing Sports News ‏@SwearingSport 18m
ENGLAND V POLAND:
GOAL!!!
He's been shit all night but Gerrard uses his bar brawling skills to bundle his way through & tip the ball in
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Swearing Sports News ‏@SwearingSport 26m
ENGLAND V POLAND:
Wishere still has a bit of a snivelly nose from his shitty cold but his Mummy has given him lemsips all day & he's ready
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Swearing Sports News ‏@SwearingSport 35m
ENGLAND V POLAND:
Carrick, the slipper wearing 5yd sideways passer, has been replaced by a man twice his fucking weight in Frank Lampard
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Swearing Sports News ‏@SwearingSport 46m
ENGLAND V POLAND:
Great fucking save by Hart to stop Robert Lendusyourjetski. Don't worry Hart only drops them when they are straight at him
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Swearing Sports News ‏@SwearingSport 54m
ENGLAND V POLAND:
Well the 2nd half has started off like a fucking pinball game but it's fun to watch
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Swearing Sports News ‏@SwearingSport 1h
ENGLAND V POLAND:
Poland have a shot after a corner & the ball ends up in the fucking Thames
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Swearing Sports News ‏@SwearingSport 1h
ENGLAND HT ANALYSIS:

800 shots on target

1 goal

18 heart attacks in the stadium

Hodgson still has a face like a dropped kebab
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Swearing Sports News ‏@SwearingSport 1h
ENGLAND V POLAND:
Poland have a goal disallowed for offside. The Polish fans go wild. Ahhhhhh fucking sit down you cunts.
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Swearing Sports News ‏@SwearingSport 1h
ENGLAND V POLAND:
GOAL!!!!!!!!
Shrek nods England ahead. The 89000 Polish fans are silent. The 160 England fans are going fucking mental
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Swearing Sports News ‏@SwearingSport 1h
ENGLAND V POLAND:
Up & coming superstar & Man Utd hot shot Danny Wellbeck toe punts it wide from 4 fucking yards
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Swearing Sports News ‏@SwearingSport 1h
ENGLAND V POLAND:
Townsend hits the crossbar. I'll be hitting the fucking bar later too at this rate
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Swearing Sports News ‏@SwearingSport 1h
ENGLAND V POLAND:
Daniel Sturridge completes his fucking dance routine audition for Britains Got Talent in the POLAND penalty area
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Swearing Sports News ‏@SwearingSport 1h
ENGLAND V POLAND:
Robert Lendusyourjetski twats it wide
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Swearing Sports News ‏@SwearingSport 1h
ENGLAND V POLAND:
Smalling missed from 6 yards. Missed the fucking ball with his 6ft leg.
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Swearing Sports News ‏@SwearingSport 1h
ENGLAND V POLAND:
Baines, England's free kick specialist, takes a fucking shit free kick.
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Swearing Sports News ‏@SwearingSport 1h
ENGLAND V POLAND:
The Poles have been all over England like a fucking Magaluf rash
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Swearing Sports News ‏@SwearingSport 1h
ENGLAND V POLAND:
Wellbeck follows up on a Townsend shot by face planting the fucking 6yd box
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Swearing Sports News ‏@SwearingSport 2h
ENGLAND UPDATE:
It's all kicking right off at Wembley. All the poles have got flares, but we always knew their dress sense was fucking shit
15th October 2013 09:07 PM
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Class! Big Grin
15th October 2013 09:10 PM
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Phil Jagielka "I'm a quarter Polish"..

So is England mate.
15th October 2013 09:21 PM
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(15th October 2013 08:59 PM)DevonMag Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.What a set of twats. Even at 1-0 up, never once did they mention that a draw would have been enough to qualify. Kept the jeopardy going the whole of the second half. Utter, utter cunts. Angry

A draw wouldn't have been enough, only top team qualifies, we'd have gone into a play off if we hadn't won.
15th October 2013 09:55 PM
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What a game. Really enjoyed it. Typical England - I really thought it was going to be '73 all over again. That Lewdowskiski bloke was shite!
15th October 2013 10:01 PM
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Yeah great game to watch I thought.
15th October 2013 10:07 PM
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(15th October 2013 10:07 PM)Franzese Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.Yeah great game to watch I thought.

One of them instant classics. I said to mates 12 year old "if we lose tonight you'll remember this game rest of your life". Quick as a flash he replied "no! Cos we ll get through in the play off!"
15th October 2013 10:15 PM
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(15th October 2013 09:55 PM)LeazesLoyal Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.
(15th October 2013 08:59 PM)DevonMag Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.What a set of twats. Even at 1-0 up, never once did they mention that a draw would have been enough to qualify. Kept the jeopardy going the whole of the second half. Utter, utter cunts. Angry

A draw wouldn't have been enough, only top team qualifies, we'd have gone into a play off if we hadn't won.

Aye , you're right. Three points for a win, I thought it was two Huh they're still cunts though!
15th October 2013 10:17 PM
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