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I'm sure Mrs.B will be absolutely appalled at the attendant gauche celebrity that comes with a Knighthood Rolleyes
11th November 2013 11:56 AM
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I reckon he deserves it to be fair. The work he's done on and off the field (ignoring the "celebrity" element of him) is brilliant.
11th November 2013 02:26 PM
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Nothing to do with that pushy harridan booting him up the arse every morning to get his mug in the papers?
11th November 2013 03:03 PM
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It is bollocks this... What h as the preening fop ever actually done except self publicise himself, his, skeletal witch of a wife and now their fucking offspring. He's not won the World Cup, euro's or saved the third world from starvation....

A lot of old bullshit... Cameron will be creaming his keks at the chance to bask in the beckham glow - calling him a great ambassador for Britain and other such shite - that will fucking boil my piss too.

Bunch of cunts the lot of them.
11th November 2013 07:07 PM
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And the cunt is investing his money in USA, with a franchise Soccer team...
11th November 2013 07:10 PM
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Aye, he give his PSG wages to kids.
His academy in greenwich
his world traveling academy
His tireless work for unicef
Unite for aids/unite against aids
Founding member of no more malaria
Help for heros
Princes trust
Red cros
and his own charity.

Not to mention his football. . . .


I reckon he desrves it.
11th November 2013 08:00 PM
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Very similar too the reasons Jimmy fucking Savile got his....

Totally devalued, proper knights must be turning in their graves..
11th November 2013 08:04 PM
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When did saville captain England
11th November 2013 08:08 PM
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He won as many England football trophies as beckham
11th November 2013 08:19 PM
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for services to English football Beckham deserves........











fuck all !!
11th November 2013 08:23 PM
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(11th November 2013 08:23 PM)carters Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.for services to English football Beckham deserves........











fuck all !!


Just as well he slips in the odd day helping out his local charity.
11th November 2013 08:31 PM
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(11th November 2013 08:31 PM)NE1 Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.
(11th November 2013 08:23 PM)carters Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.for services to English football Beckham deserves........











fuck all !!


Just as well he slips in the odd day helping out his local charity.

well i've never seen him in my local St Oswalds shop....no doubt while he's having dinner with Tom Cruise and his other Hollywood pals, his team of paid helpers will be sorting out his charity stuff....
to be honest he seems like a genuine bloke but he's certainly not Sir material.....he's just a good looking bloke with way too much dosh......!!
11th November 2013 08:42 PM
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(11th November 2013 08:00 PM)NE1 Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.Aye, he give his PSG wages to kids.
His academy in greenwich
his world traveling academy
His tireless work for unicef
Unite for aids/unite against aids
Founding member of no more malaria
Help for heros
Princes trust
Red cros
and his own charity.

Not to mention his football. . . .


I reckon he desrves it.

Can't argue with most of that, but let's not get carried away with the PSG gesture. If he'd accepted his pay he would have been clattered with a huge tax bill, nice he gave it away, but let's be honest, if it wasn't for the tax bill, he'd have kept it.
11th November 2013 08:42 PM
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He wants his head looking at for marrying that 2 backed, uppity, miserable, vinegar tits cunt.
11th November 2013 09:18 PM
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He deserves a knighthood for marrying that, I have no problem there..
11th November 2013 09:21 PM
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Vinegar tits..... Larf.
11th November 2013 09:51 PM
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Compared to some of the mugs earning so much money for doing sod all, I think he deserve it. Done a hell of a lot outside of football to help others. A lot of footballers could take a leaf out of his book to be honest.
11th November 2013 10:02 PM
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It's a shame that skinny cunt he married isn't as generous with her time.
11th November 2013 10:09 PM
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Didn't he shag the pig wanker?
11th November 2013 11:35 PM
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No one should be knighted..end of.
11th November 2013 11:57 PM
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(11th November 2013 08:00 PM)NE1 Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.Aye, he give his PSG wages to kids.
His academy in greenwich
his world traveling academy
His tireless work for unicef
Unite for aids/unite against aids
Founding member of no more malaria
Help for heros
Princes trust
Red cros
and his own charity.

Not to mention his football. . . .


I reckon he desrves it.

Agreed.
12th November 2013 01:40 AM
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Agreed with the agreement.
12th November 2013 02:40 AM
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Does anyone here think any of this would have happened, if he looked like Ian Dowie
12th November 2013 07:52 AM
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I think he deserves it.

Carter's, who/ what do you class as "Sir material"? Only asking after the comment you made.

"to be honest he seems like a genuine bloke but he's certainly not Sir material"
12th November 2013 11:41 AM
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Sir Alan Pardew, for services to extreme smugness and bullshit.
12th November 2013 11:57 AM
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(12th November 2013 07:52 AM)Jinkyjim Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.Does anyone here think any of this would have happened, if he looked like Ian Dowie

Fuck no.

Years ago there was hell on over these lists due to some bloke being nominated by his community based on him giving blood every week over a thirty year period. A selfless act that saved potentially thousands of lives, yet he was dismissed and Frank Bruno got an OBE for services to HP sauce advertisements.

The whole thing is bollicks. I've got no axe to grind with Mr Beckham (the fact he can remain even halfway faithful to that raggedy bag of skank he married is worthy of some type of acclaim. Never mind the pig wanker, I'd consider fucking the pig when compared with a woman who looks like Castle Greyskull on stilts), but this whole honours list should be about honouring people who have actually earned some recognition from their country in the face of personal sacrifice or the embodiment of nobility.

Instead its a procession of celebrity worship. Just look at some of the wankers who've got awards over the years. Its absurd. People like Wendy Richards and Alan fucking Sugar. And a fuck you to The Queen whilst I'm at it. More pomp and ceremony glorifying that loaded old cunt, and Cameron there licking her boots...ach man, the whole thing is revolting.
12th November 2013 11:58 AM
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Is he a better human being than you or me because he earned a ridiculous amount of money and gave some of it to charity?

Not that it matters..but he wasn't even a great player.
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12th November 2013 11:59 AM
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(12th November 2013 11:58 AM)countofbiarritz Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.
(12th November 2013 07:52 AM)Jinkyjim Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.Does anyone here think any of this would have happened, if he looked like Ian Dowie

Fuck no.

Years ago there was hell on over these lists due to some bloke being nominated by his community based on him giving blood every week over a thirty year period. A selfless act that saved potentially thousands of lives, yet he was dismissed and Frank Bruno got an OBE for services to HP sauce advertisements.

The whole thing is bollicks. I've got no axe to grind with Mr Beckham (the fact he can remain even halfway faithful to that raggedy bag of skank he married is worthy of some type of acclaim. Never mind the pig wanker, I'd consider fucking the pig when compared with a woman who looks like Castle Greyskull on stilts), but this whole honours list should be about honouring people who have actually earned some recognition from their country in the face of personal sacrifice or the embodiment of nobility.

Instead its a procession of celebrity worship. Just look at some of the wankers who've got awards over the years. Its absurd. People like Wendy Richards and Alan fucking Sugar. And a fuck you to The Queen whilst I'm at it. More pomp and ceremony glorifying that loaded old cunt, and Cameron there licking her boots...ach man, the whole thing is revolting.

Gan on there COB divvent hold back.
12th November 2013 12:15 PM
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In a nutshell, i'm sure he's a good egg. However, I get the feeling this is all pennance for getting caught porking the hired help. The terms from Skeletor being "I want a couple more kids and our name on the Honours List. So get to it squeaky boy, or you'll spend the rest of the marriage wanking into a bucket and listening to my CDs on a permanent loop".
12th November 2013 02:51 PM
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[Image: F_200410_october07ed_58269a.jpg]


The pig getting a good old, Beckham, from Rebbecca

There's a lot more pork on her, than Victoria...


[Image: rebeccaloos13.jpg]
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