NUFC v Swansea - Match Thread (15:00 KO)


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NUFC v Swansea - Match Thread (15:00 KO)

Head-to-head
  • Swansea have collected 17 points against Newcastle since being promoted to the Premier League, more than any other side over the same period.

Newcastle
  • Newcastle have lost six successive Premier League away games, scoring just one goal in the process.
  • Only relegated QPR had a worse away record than Newcastle in the Premier League last season. The Magpies lost 12 and won just three of their 19 matches on the road.
  • Newcastle used just one English player (Jack Colback) on the opening weekend of the season, the fewest of all Premier League sides.
  • Georginio Wijnaldum scored a debut goal against Southampton and his pass completion rate of 95%, was the best of anyone who started the game.
  • Papiss Cisse has scored four goals in four Premier League appearances against the Swans.

Swansea
  • Swansea lost their final home game of the 2014-15 Premier League season against Manchester City - they have never lost back-to-back home games in the league under Garry Monk.
  • Lukasz Fabianski has made 139 saves since the start of last season in the Premier League, more than any other goalkeeper.
  • Bafetimbi Gomis has scored six goals in his last seven Premier League games for Swansea City.
  • Andre Ayew scored after 29 minutes on his Premier League debut against Chelsea. It took him 599 minutes to score his first goal in France.



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Newcastle

Starting 11 - Krul, Janmaat, Coloccini ©, Mbemba, Haidara, Colback, Anita, Sissoko, Wijnaldum, Obertan, Cisse

Subs - Darlow, Williamson, Aarons, Perez, Tiote, S Taylor, Mitrovic

Southampton

Starting 11 - Fabianski, Naughton, Fernandez, Williams ©, Taylor, Cork, Shelvey, Sigurdsson, Ayew, Montero, Gomis.

Subs - Nordfeldt, Rangel, Bartley, Britton, Routledge, Dyer, Eder



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Cheers OM
15th August 2015 01:12 PM
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Anyone want to write a note excusing me from doing work during match hours? Big Grin
15th August 2015 01:19 PM
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HTL.
15th August 2015 01:20 PM
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HOWAY THE FUCKIN LAAAAAAADSSSS
15th August 2015 01:54 PM
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(15th August 2015 01:19 PM)ToonSoldier716 Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.Anyone want to write a note excusing me from doing work during match hours? Big Grin

Dear Boss.

I can't be arsed with this crap for the next 2 hours, so i'm bunking off to watch a moderate football team 3,000 miles away. Laters.

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15th August 2015 02:08 PM
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janmaat wants fuckin shot for that...standing watching down the line knowing full well he was playing him onside
15th August 2015 02:12 PM
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After that shite maybe I should just get back to work Big GrinConfused
15th August 2015 02:12 PM
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Losing.
15th August 2015 02:12 PM
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Janmaat has been...not good thus far
15th August 2015 02:19 PM
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Bad start to the season from him.
15th August 2015 02:22 PM
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Mbemba on the other hand looks great. Just too bad he doesn't have any other good defenders back there to help
15th August 2015 02:24 PM
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It is all very predictable and rushed, nobody finding space.
15th August 2015 02:27 PM
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No right back on the bench for when he gets sent off later.
15th August 2015 02:29 PM
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they're giving up way too much space in the middle right outside the box. Swansea has had a number of good looks from that.
15th August 2015 02:31 PM
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I've only just tuned in. I was eating lamb chops in the garden. I see we're losing.

Oh FFS what was that dickhead playing at?
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Fuck sake man, you look at him at times and wonder where the fuck his head at
15th August 2015 02:41 PM
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(15th August 2015 02:29 PM)Vic Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.No right back on the bench for when he gets sent off later.

You called it, it was only a matter of when. He has had a nightmare.
15th August 2015 02:42 PM
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What you got on the lamb chops?
15th August 2015 02:42 PM
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that deserves a maximum fine at least.....absolutely fuckin woeful
15th August 2015 02:43 PM
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Jesus, I want to take whatever Janmaat has been smoking. Who pissed in his cereal this morning?
15th August 2015 02:43 PM
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I cooked them on the BBQ with a wee bit of rosemary and mint from the garden.
15th August 2015 02:44 PM
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Not even sure that either of the bookings were fouls, the ref has spoiled this game.
Best we can hope for is a break away equaliser.
15th August 2015 02:47 PM
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Sissoko injured as well,
15th August 2015 02:49 PM
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Very amateurish and pedestrian.
15th August 2015 02:50 PM
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disagree there Clive...first one was a tackle from behind,the second was a blatant shirt pull

how the fuck he thought he was ever going to get away with the second one ?
15th August 2015 02:50 PM
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(15th August 2015 02:47 PM)CliveMendonca Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.Not even sure that either of the bookings were fouls, the ref has spoiled this game.
Best we can hope for is a break away equaliser.

Nowadays a tackle from behind and a shirt pull will get you yellow, he has no complaints. If he was stopping a certain goal in sacrifice, fair enough, but both incidents where 70 yards from our goal, learned nothing from last season. Hopefully as you say, we can scramble a point as the best outcome.
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Cunty commentator going on about Haidara conning the ref, that there wasn't contact and the ball was got cleanly even as the replay was showing differently.

There are some fuckers so against us it's unreal. They're the sort of cunts who spout about us having unrealistic expectations. The same can be applied to all fans. Man City fans are the worst. They were down in the 3rd division getting 4000 crowds in league cup matches but now look at how many of the twats swagger about thinking they own football. They're getting to be worse than scousers, thinking they have some sort of monopoly on football knowledge and expecting to have every trophy handed to them on a plate. Wankers.
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well that goes down as the worst first half I've seen in a long long time
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(15th August 2015 02:51 PM)Venegoor Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.
(15th August 2015 02:47 PM)CliveMendonca Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.Not even sure that either of the bookings were fouls, the ref has spoiled this game.
Best we can hope for is a break away equaliser.

Nowadays a tackle from behind and a shirt pull will get you yellow, he has no complaints. If he was stopping a certain goal in sacrifice, fair enough, but both incidents where 70 yards from our goal, learned nothing from last season. Hopefully as you say, we can scramble a point as the best outcome.

The second one was THE WORST.
Absolutely no reason or excuse for that that far from goal already sitting on one yellow. Outrageous. Did that guy say something about Mrs. Janmaat or something?
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