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More set piece goals than any other Premier League team


Funny owld game.........heheeee
22nd August 2015 10:01 PM
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Doing a grand job at Palace, clearly he was held back here by the regime, now proving he is decent manager when allowed to pick his own players
22nd August 2015 10:05 PM
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*nods*
22nd August 2015 10:06 PM
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Bollock's, he always thanked Mike for everything while he was here...

The two faced, lying, cockney, cunt..
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22nd August 2015 10:08 PM
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(22nd August 2015 10:08 PM)Jinkyjim Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.Bollock's, he always thanked Mike for everything while he was here...

The two faced, lying, cockney, cunt..

so what would you expect him to do? call him a greedy fat c*nt and lose his job? he did his best with what he was given which wasnt much, wafer thin squad, players sold and not replaced, players brought in who he didn't really want,...not easy
22nd August 2015 10:14 PM
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Who gives a fuck.
22nd August 2015 10:21 PM
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Beaten Norwich and Villa.. whoopty doo.
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McCreery Offline

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16 set piece goals since he joined


Impressive eh?
22nd August 2015 10:30 PM
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Whatever happens with this club in the rest of my days, good, bad, indifferent, I shall always view the day that that egomaniacal, patronising, boorish, thuggish, lying, moderately talented, won nowt patsy left this club as nothing but a happy day.
"Here's the deal Alan, I want you to compromise every professional instinct you may have about winning as much as you can, and striving to be the best you can, and be the front man for a proven lying regime. We will not back you up publicly, even at your initial press conference. You will take all the shit from supporters and make excuses for ashley. Don't even try and win a trophy and put our league position in jeopardy. In return you will get a big, fat 8 year contract, will that be ok"?

"Yes".

Pardew isn't a bad manager, i'll bet a years wages he wont relegate Palace, but as far as i'm concerned he can go and fuck himself up a rope.
22nd August 2015 10:35 PM
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The Palace fans must be over the moon at how many of their players have been Pardewed
22nd August 2015 10:40 PM
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He hasn't been there long enough yet, any man who didn't think Tevez or Machirano were good enough to get into the Wet Spam team, shouldn't be anywhere near a football club..
22nd August 2015 10:44 PM
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16 set piece goals though........canny that like
22nd August 2015 10:48 PM
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Aye, it's all down to the owner's spending restrictions them goals that weren't scored for us.
22nd August 2015 10:51 PM
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He puts a front on..hence he starts off alright..once the mask slips he has turned to shite at every club he has been at...you can just tell from his interviews..when he talks it doesnt come across as him talking about the actual club.. it's all about 'him'...'i changed this' 'i did that'...he is basically a thinner version of Sam Allardyce.. a legend in his own head.

McClaren's interviews are a breathe of fresh air for me...i feel he is talking about the team, fans, the club as a whole...rather than about himself.
22nd August 2015 10:57 PM
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(22nd August 2015 10:57 PM)ToonArmy1892 Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.He puts a front on..hence he starts off alright..once the mask slips he has turned to shite at every club he has been at...you can just tell from his interviews..when he talks it doesnt come across as him talking about the actual club.. it's all about 'him'...'i changed this' 'i did that'...he is basically a thinner version of Sam Allardyce.. a legend in his own head.

McClaren's interviews are a breathe of fresh air for me...i feel he is talking about the team, fans, the club as a whole...rather than about himself.

I'm 'avin' that.
22nd August 2015 11:00 PM
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This ones about his 16 goals from set pieces....

Let's not rince and repeat the old argument about his ego


Heehee
22nd August 2015 11:03 PM
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(22nd August 2015 11:03 PM)McCreery Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.This ones about his 16 goals from set pieces....

Let's not rince and repeat the old argument about his ego


Heehee

Oh go on, lets..
22nd August 2015 11:05 PM
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When did this place turn in to a Crystal Palace forum?
23rd August 2015 06:49 AM
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Who gives a flying fuck

Not me

Hes not our manager anymore thankfully so coukdnt give a toss

History tells us hes shite anyways so why even bother massaging his huge ego
23rd August 2015 07:23 AM
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I don't think he'll read this forum Rod......he's far too busy masterminding set pieces in training these days
23rd August 2015 07:37 AM
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I miss the floated free kick to the back post for Williamson, those were the days.

I am sure the fucker persisted with that to try and prove people wrong. Big Grin

I hope he gets the England job and when it all goes wrong he blames the wembley crowd for pushing the team on for a winner.He might also blame the crowd for the negativity, coming down from the stands.Beaten in a friendly against anybody, i am sure the old "They have a sovereign state backing them. We can't compete with that. It is very difficult.” line will be dusted off.

I wasn't jumping for joy at the McClaren appointment, but at least i can watch his interviews without wanting to smash the tele.

Putting all that to one side.....sorry i cant, i detest the prick.
23rd August 2015 08:06 AM
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Heheh Mac still fancies the bloke. Wants to kiss him on the mooth and fiddle with his tadger.
23rd August 2015 08:40 AM
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[Image: Pardew10.jpg]



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23rd August 2015 08:57 AM
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Listening to two fellas at the Southampton game talking, and they were chatting about the set piece strategies that Pardew is using at CP, and why didn't he use them with our players. Strange.
23rd August 2015 12:13 PM
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I likes the fact we scored from set pieces in the cup...but no one seems to want to mention that.
26th August 2015 11:20 PM
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(22nd August 2015 10:48 PM)McCreery Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.16 set piece goals though........canny that like

They scored 21 set piece goals in the same amount of games before he got there
And the 16 you mention include peneltys btw
27th August 2015 12:16 AM
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McCreery Offline

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the last two posts sort of sum up what I've been saying for a while....

much more to do with the players at your disposal than blaming or hailing a manager when a goal is or isn't scored from one

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(23rd August 2015 08:06 AM)Chris_NUFC Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.I miss the floated free kick to the back post for Williamson, those were the days.

I am sure the fucker persisted with that to try and prove people wrong. Big Grin

(26th August 2015 11:20 PM)Shingles Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.I likes the fact we scored from set pieces in the cup...but no one seems to want to mention that.

Anyone able to talk me through Williamson's goal on Tuesday night?
27th August 2015 08:42 AM
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there's a vid on the back end of the match thread FOP
27th August 2015 08:46 AM
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I really couldn't give a fuck whether Pardew is a good or shit manager, I just think he's a fucking detestable cuntbag, and would never tire of setting the shithead ahad.
27th August 2015 05:02 PM
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