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Looks like it's full steam ahead for Andy Carroll's return to Newcastle. He's agreed personal terms. Initial one-year contract. I know they say "Never go back", but he'll be utterly ecstatic about rejoining #NUFC.
8th August 2019 12:15 PM
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Ashley playing the geordie card again to get people back, it works on a lot of our fans aswell.
8th August 2019 12:16 PM
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NUFC will sign Andy Carroll TODAY. Medical checks done. One year deal agreed. Low basic wage with incentives to play.
8th August 2019 12:33 PM
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Kuqi, Sibierski type signing, though at least those two stayed relatively fit.
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8th August 2019 12:37 PM
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welcome home big fella
8th August 2019 12:39 PM
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So he is our new target man oh well lets wait and see what happens.
8th August 2019 12:42 PM
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Handy off the bench, I just hope we don’t adopt hoof it up high type football.
8th August 2019 01:38 PM
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Ashley will be loving this.

Sell him for £35m and get him back for free. Probably on a zero hours contract too!
8th August 2019 01:40 PM
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i wish theyd play follyfoot music when he gallops on
8th August 2019 02:07 PM
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If he starts banging them in maybe Liverpool with howk out £35m in January.
8th August 2019 04:01 PM
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Officially signed

Quote:"It feels very good. My friends and family are here, and it’s the club that I support – it is home,”

“I enjoyed the time I spent here, and hopefully I can carry on where I left off. When I left eight-and-a-half years ago, I was scoring goals and I was enjoying my football. It’s been a pretty tough time since then, and I just want to get back to that.

“I know it’s home. I’ve played here, I’ve spoken to the fans – I am a fan – and my family is here. For me to get back to where I was, I think this is the only place for me.”


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8th August 2019 04:01 PM
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Will there still be a space for his fucking pikey caravan at the training ground
8th August 2019 04:19 PM
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How on earth did he pass a medical....
8th August 2019 04:36 PM
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Fuvking hell, they look like wax dummies.
8th August 2019 05:26 PM
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Anyone else think we'll never see him play? I've got this feeling it's going to be like Ollie Bernard again.
9th August 2019 06:42 AM
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Newcastle United have called in the DIY SOS Big Build team to help bring their physio room up to standard following the signing of Andy Carroll on a free transfer.

Carroll comes with a long list of ailments, and requires specialist care around the clock, and Newcastle has turned to Nick Knowles’ team to help create a room that Andy will be happy to call home.

Nick Knowles told reporters, “Obviously we were surprised to get the call from Newcastle United, but when we heard they were trying to improve the standard of life for poor Andy Carroll, how could we say no?

“We are always looking out for projects where we can help young people who are struggling, and poor little Andy Carroll is effectively lame these days. So that definitely qualifies.

“We’re going to make this physio room a really fun place to be, somewhere he’s happy to come every day, considering this is where he’s going to be spending most of his time.

“There will be games, and bright colours, and pictures of footballers so he can remember what he used to do – everything he needs to keep him occupied and having fun while the physios deal with whatever injury it is that’s keeping him out of action this week.”

Newcastle Chairman Mike Ashley told reporters, “People will think it’s controversial bringing in DIY SOS for this project, but once I learned that I wouldn’t have to pay for the work being done, it was an absolute no-brainer.

“I’m currently trying to get them to have a go at the rest of the stadium ‘for the fans’, but apparently mistreatment by a club owner doesn’t qualify the supporters as being ‘in need’.”
9th August 2019 01:28 PM
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Very good I have this mental picture now of Nick Knowles talking about Andy Carroll and his needs.
9th August 2019 03:52 PM
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Big Grin
9th August 2019 04:43 PM
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Big Grin Big Grin
9th August 2019 08:49 PM
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(8th August 2019 01:40 PM)huntface Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.Ashley will be loving this.

Sell him for £35m and get him back for free. Probably on a zero hours contract too!

Whatever happened to the 35 million?
10th August 2019 09:09 AM
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the big lad expected to be on the bench on saturday Smile
18th September 2019 08:24 AM
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Aye, the fuckin park bench....pissed.
18th September 2019 08:32 AM
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hehe
18th September 2019 08:38 AM
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Atmosphere will be electric!
18th September 2019 09:59 AM
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Aye, all 38k fans.
18th September 2019 10:59 AM
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"Andy Carroll returned to the London Stadium stomping around in his Newcastle strip.

He was seen in ours just over a hundred times, many as a sub, in seven years.

Early in his career he was noted for confrontation, including with a colleague or two. With us, there was a glossary of reasons for all sorts of non-appearances and perhaps unfairly the joke was he used to go to his grandma’s funerals quite regularly.

While he always tried on the pitch, he appeared to be trying harder off it."

– Karren Brady

Shut it you facking slag!
10th November 2019 11:35 AM
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