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omenator2

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Harper 6 - Not much to do, should have held the ball
Beye 7 - Looked steady as always
Bassong 8 - MOTM got stuck in, kept it at 1-0
S.Taylor 7 - did ok when needed
R. Taylor 4 - Why does he take set free kicks?
Jonas 6 - Ran his heart out as usual, needs an end product
Butt 4 - Is he colour blind?
Duff 4 - Get him off taking corners and get him off the pitch
Carroll 5 - Get himself about, didn't do much else
Owen 5 - Was he playing?
Viduka 6 - Did what he does, held the ball up well, shame no movement upfront
Smith 4 - Why was he brought on?
Martins 5 - Saw bits and pieces of pace, nothing to justify a start next game
19th April 2009 02:37 PM
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bassong? You joking.. his mistake and harpers mistake cost us.
19th April 2009 02:42 PM
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14andout Offline

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Bassong was a rock today! The the problem is he was the only one who got back for the goal. Butt and Nolan were taking a casual stroll.
19th April 2009 02:43 PM
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omenator2

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i didn't even include nolan as i forgot he was playing
19th April 2009 02:44 PM
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What we need in midfield, is a few of them coppa's from the G20 demo..!!!
19th April 2009 02:45 PM
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Texasmag Offline

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omenator Wrote:i didn't even include nolan as i forgot he was playing

Because he was invisible on the pitch!
19th April 2009 02:49 PM
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rodofgod Offline

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omenator Wrote:Jonas 6 - Ran his heart out as usual, needs an end product

EekEek Running your heart out means fuck all if you're always on the fucking floor and do fuck all when in possession. I'd give him a 4 at a stretch. Absolute waste of a place in the starting 11 in my opinion. Beggars belief some of the super-geordie's rate him as our best player!!! :mad:Confused
19th April 2009 02:49 PM
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ToonArmy1892 Offline

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rodofgod Wrote:EekEek Running your heart out means fuck all if you're always on the fucking floor and do fuck all when in possession. I'd give him a 4 at a stretch. Absolute waste of a place in the starting 11 in my opinion. Beggars belief some of the super-geordie's rate him as our best player!!! :mad:Confused

he's one of the best of a shit bunch
19th April 2009 02:49 PM
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omenator2

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dont rate him that highly however he got a 6 as he did alot better than the rest of the team, least he was willing to run with the ball, if he had a final ball he would be a top player
19th April 2009 02:50 PM
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ToonArmy1892 Wrote:he's one of the best of a shit bunch

I refer you to the last sentence of my previous post!!!!!!! Rolleyes
19th April 2009 02:51 PM
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rodofgod Offline

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omenator Wrote:if he had a final ball he would be a top player

As opposed to a waste of footballing DNA? CoolBig GrinBig Grin
19th April 2009 02:52 PM
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joe harvey 69 Offline

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Work rate Gutti gets a 10 but end product he gets a 2, even more scary tho he is the best midfielder we've got.
19th April 2009 02:52 PM
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omenator2

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even more scary is he is an argentinian international
19th April 2009 02:53 PM
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Harper 6 - Not much to do, should have held the ball
Beye 7 - Looked steady as always
Bassong 8 - MOTM got stuck in, kept it at 1-0
S.Taylor 7 - did ok when needed
R. Taylor 4 - Why does he take set free kicks?
Jonas 6 - Seems to have no idea of what he is supposed to do with the ball when he gets it.
Butt 4 - Awful
Duff 4 - Aptly named!
Nolan 4 -
Carroll 5 - Out of his depth
Owen 4 - Trying to prove his fitness without getting hurt again. Won't be here next season so he couldn't give a toss.
Viduka 6 - Did what he does, held the ball up well, shame no movement upfront
Smith 5 - Played a couple of decent long balls, but nothing else.
Martins 5 - The words chicken and headless spring to mind.
19th April 2009 03:07 PM
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joe harvey 69 Offline

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Harper 4 very poor for their goal
Beye 6 done ok
S Taylor 7 looks up for the fight
Bassong 7 steady
R Taylor 2 waste of space
Nolan 4 slightly better than normal
Duff 3 duff
Butt 3 butt fucked
Gutti 5 tries, no end product
Carroll 4 better when he's a sub
Owen 4 forgot he was playing

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Smith 6 one of his better (?) games
Viduka 7 looked a handfull
Martins 6 nearly equalised (should have)
19th April 2009 03:21 PM
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Harper - 5- Mediocre even when fucking up. Gets an extra point for making me think he was Shay when he started twatting it down the pitch later on.

Beye - 6 - Solid and dependable, some good interceptions, and twists his shirt around in his hands when arguing with the referee for extra emphasis.

Bassong -7- Good all round display, pretty solid and covered his mistakes well. Apart from the one which cost us a goal.

S.Taylor -6- Confusing. Looked like he didn't know what he was supposed to be doing at times. Looked quite angry at times, which was nice to see as I felt we had a connection on that level at least.

R. Taylor -1- Would look quite at home sitting on top of a shed with a piece of straw in his mouth playing the banjo. Completely out of home on a football pitch. Unless he was picking mushrooms off it when everyone else had fucked off home.

Jonas -4- Run Forrest Run!

Butt -2- The fact that he can't measure properly makes you want him serving you at the cheese counter, but nowhere near your football team. Nicky, when your manager tells you to "shoot for the moon", they don't mean it literally.

Duff -2- Over to you Jackal.

Nolan - 3- Has the squarest head on the pitch, and on this showing the feet to match. Would be better off teaming up with Sibierski and opening a specialist wig factory.

Carroll-6- He tried.

Owen- 4- Not all his fault, but seemed to play deeper and deeper as the game went on. Should have his legs cut off and place him at the edge of the box like a human pinball rudder.

Viduka- 6.5- Made a difference, and we need the fat shirking cunt for our home games.

Smith-6- Some half decent moments, some fucking awful ones. Short range passes were decent enough, quite tidy feet, shooting was woeful. Even R. Taylor looked more confused than usual by it.

Martins-7- Lively, worked well with Viduka. With a bit of luck, could have done won the match. Had a much needed kick up the arse from Al.

Man of the Match - Collocini. Never put a foot wrong; a man completely in control of his chewing gum.
19th April 2009 03:46 PM
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